2 October 2013

Pope Francis - "The Rousell Slayer"

A low resonating rumble far off in the distance could be heard. Rhythmical rumblings and the gentle pitter patter of rain creating a relaxing orchestral piece that would soon have Ray drifting off to the land of nod after his heavy meal. The storm grew nearer, the rain beat its tune louder, but nothing would disturb the deep slumber that Ray had currently drifted into. A loud rumble could be heard resonating and reverberating around the room. No the storm had not grown nearer it was the sound of snoring, that was breaking the peaceful music from the Heavens.

Suddenly a bright white light pierced the sky. The rain stopped and birds sang a joyful tune, Pope Francis walked down the newly cleansed road with a spring in his step. He had a mission one of new hope and he would meet this challenge with the zealousness of his convictions. He knew that his purpose was to deliver a long time friend from the grip of Evil. Clutching his staff of purity, and his mace of smiting he could be sure that the evils that had claimed his friend would be banished.

He opened the door to the evil ones lair, and gracefully glided across the room avoiding the maze of fast food wrappers and pizza boxes strewn with abandon by the slovenly one. Having loosened the Holy water vessels top he unleashed the contents on his victims head. Raising his crook, and readying the mace in case a deft blow was needed to subdue Ray during the exorcism.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present Francis "The Pope" Lee.




53 comments:

  1. He he. I hope the exorcism will work.
    cheers
    Seb

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  2. "God wills it".........I look really good Andrew!

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    1. You do indeed Francis, Honed and toned for the fight :)

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  3. Fantastic paintjob. Great job sir!

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  4. A great looking figures Andy, but you really do have far too much time on your hands!!

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    1. Your only jealous because he's a fine looking fellow ;)

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  5. Is *that* why he did win Anne's give-away?

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  6. Excellent miniatures and a very entertaining story. :-D

    Cheers
    Stefan

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  7. Great story, great paintjob...great pope?

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  8. Bloody brilliant. I almost choked whilst laughing at this!!! I don't know what made me laugh more, "the gracefully gliding" bit or the image of Rousell slumped admist a maze of garbage, but it slayed me.



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  9. Fantastic painting work. It is a very nice figure!

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  10. Very well done on so many levels . . . . . :O))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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  11. Great looking mini - Definitely one for my Elizabethan Zombie wars.... :-)
    Cheers
    Stuart

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  12. I for one am down with this new pope. Great work here Andrew!

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  13. I shared this on my Facebook Andrew. Just in case your not already in enough trouble.....

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    1. I believe I am only in hot water for the one I did of Ray earlier FRancis seems happy with this

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  14. Fran will be thrilled! He looks fantastic Andrew!

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  15. Nice job, most amusing! ;-)

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  16. Hahaha, totally bonkers but love it.
    Great brushwork buddy :)

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  17. Very nice work Andrew and an entertaining background!

    Christopher

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  18. Great stuff! I'm not sure i have ever seen Fran 'moving gracefully' though!

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    1. Like a fecking gazelle I am!

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    2. Those statements could lead to a whole new story

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  19. A fecking 3 legged gazelle, you ejert!

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