His eyes remained firmly fixed on his victim as he emptied the Holy water container. Howls could be heard and expletives were expelled at an alarming rate. "What the **** are you doing?" screamed Ray now drenched in Holy water. " I am cleansing your evil soul my Son" replied Pope Francis. "My soul was bloody fine, were it was you T*** " replied Ray. "You need to reach deep within your soul and purify your mind, your recent luck can only be attributed to a great evil. " said Pope Francis " I'll give you evil, you over sized Idiot" retorted a disgruntled Ray. However this was all to be in vain as the transformation had already begun. "What have you done, to me!!" came the last words from the old Ray.
Pope Francis had succeeded and the conversion of all that was unholy had been completed. " You need to serve penance for rigging all the blog give aways, and as recompense I think you should now go forward and promote good deeds" uttered the Pope.
I present you Ray "The Pious" Rousell.